While you’ve been celebrating the LA Rams getting into the Super Bowl, because you fucking love LA….and Tom Brady..and the trans Brazilian model you’ve jerked off to…who he married.
I’ve been celebrating Martin Luther King Day…partially because I believe in equal rights for all…and I like Memphis BBQ….and really everything in the south…but mainly because banks are closed so I can’t be cashing none of these checks I’ve been writing myself like I was Chris Hansen….
Not really, I mean I am in Canada, but you get what I am saying and that is that my life is not very exciting…It’s a deep freeze people.. Fucking Polar Vortex motherfuckers and I can’t afford head…so I’ve been pretty fucking cold…staring at the wall…the only way to keep my body temp up was masturbating like a monkey in the zoo…only my erections don’t work anymore…so I just looked like a retard for all the people looking into my basement apartment window because blinds are for queers…
Here are some morning stepLINKS…
The Internet’s New Meme – Are Younger Pics of Your Mom Hot Community….
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The Roayl Caribbean Dude JUmping of the Day
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Naomi Campbell Fucks One Direction
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Gigi Hadid – Fighting Gun Violence.
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Brad Pitt Doesn’t Care Abotu Black People Unless Angelina Adopts Them
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Fails of the Week
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RIP Instagram Dog Boo
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Dude Trolls Second Lifers
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Stella Maxwell Nipple
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Hockey Injury Leads to Goal of the Day
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Sailor Brinkley Bikini
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The Science Behind Ice Storms…
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