Christa B Allen is naked. She’s some actress no one has ever heard of…from Australia I think…and she posts nude pics on her instagram so people who know who she is from her acting get excited….and then it comes across my desk, and by desk I mean cardboard box that I use as a coffee table, which is totally inefficient at it’s job as a coffee table…because like a paper straw…the second it gets wet it melts…and when with me…it’s always wet…not because of my sexy speak…or good looks…but my alcoholism and knocking drinks over…..
Point being, I see her nude pics from her IG on the blogs and I figure to stay relevant I should post them, because she may be a huge star…or may become a huge star, thanks to her hustle…good hustle.
Here she is talking about something warm and creamy with her hard nipples…
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