I got drunk on Tequila in a bar last night and saw a bro type dude trying to pick up girls with a guy he introduced me to as his wingman….
I didn’t realize that in this MeToo movement, dudes still did the pick up artist hustle to try to lure in the bitches….but I guess some things don’t change.
The highlight of his pick-up artistry was that he pulled these two pigs over to this table…and got them some drinks he stupidly paid for….
Only to drop a joke about a tattoo on his dick….6 minutes into trying to fuck these girls…to which they awkwardly laughed and got the fuck out of there…leaving him alone but still cocky telling me he had bitches waiting for him at home…
My advice to you this weekend is to be that guy…tell the dick joke…and the bitches won’t eat it up and beg for your dick…but it will be funny to the people around you…seeing how pathetic you really are…right.
I know you’re too scared to talk to girls and too lazy to leave your house…but if you do leave your house..dick jokes…they won’t get you laid, but we know you’re not getting laid anyway.
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