I am still drunk…
That is all I have to say about that…
I may or may not have got AIDS from some obese woman who insisted on sitting on my face while I was passed out on the ground….full pussy on my face..
My throat is sore, probably infected…it tasted like Diabetes…and looked like a deflated set of testicles….
Drinking…to the point of feeling like a rockstar…is consistently a terrible idea when you’re old as fuck, weak. and dying….but I manage to still do it…because it brings me joy for the hour or so before I get throat aids from Burger King customer of the decade….
Enough about me – That said…
Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…
Free Diver Doing Crazy Swimming with WHALES….
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Cardi B Deactivated her Instagram Over hate….
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Garbage Man Prank – Backfires
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Lazy Delivery Driver
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Bryan Singer…Still a Pervert
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Stupid Quad Stunt
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Switching ELevator Button Prank
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Nicki Minaj Dropped Out of a Concert Due to Offensive Tweet
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2014 Beyonce in a Bikini
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Quick Thinking in the Pool of the Day
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Dog Burns Down House
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Stupid Fucking Statue Prank
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Count THE PENS
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6 WTF Moments
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FEAR NO EXTRACT – THE VAPORIZER FOR CHAMPIONS
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