We live in the era of urine therapy, where motherfuckers are legit drinking their own pee like they are lost in the wilderness – despite having perfectly good water in their fucking taps….because these people aren’t the same people who live in Flynt MichigaN…these are L.A. idiots.
I mean if you want bitches to piss in your mouth, and use urine therapy as the angle, I get it…but drinking your own piss seems pretty fucking idiotic when you can trick girls to piss in your mouth while jerking off…
The first article I ever wrote was for a ZINE in the late 90s about ways to jerk off. Here I am 30 years later, talking. About jerking off daily….
I forget what the zine was called….but I remember the sleeper, where you sit on your hand until it is numb so you feel like someone else is jerking you off….not that you know what that feels like….another one was a ziploc bag full of overcooked spaghetti noodles..
Fascinating, but not as fascinating as ugly people trying to be influencers and not realizing they are ugly.. how do they not know they are ugly? Especially on Instagram. You’re literally in a Photog on your feed, this isn’t “I don’t have to look at myself in a mirror” situation ugly people like myself know. I have no mirrors in my house for this reason and every time I walk by one I’m like “wtf is they, omg it’s me, holy shit, gross”…never have I been “I should use my site of many readers to make myself famous because ugly is in, or because i don’t see myself as ugly”.
You’re all nuts…
That is why I am drinking right now…you should also be drinking right now…
Get drunk with sluts this weekend
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My Kind of Instagram Slut – USE CODE DSUFD – FOR A HUGE FUCKING DISCOUNT
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LOHAN VS CBS
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Slut Climbing Wall Fail
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Braless in NYC
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The Young and the Restless Star’s Ex Wife Explains His Suicide
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Auto Dog Petting Machine
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The Gaybashing Staged by the Actor Gay Bashed Pretending it was MAGA racists is on another level of WTF
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Bears Break into a House
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Lingerie for V Day on a Bitch
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Old Nasty Bitch in a Bikini TOp
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Jessica ALba in her Bra for Some Bullshit
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Bratt Pitt Supports Filmmakers
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Angry GF of the Day
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Underwater Wedding Ceremony
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Why Will Smith Turned Down The Matrix
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The Eminem Smiling Meme is So silly
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Teacher Slaps Student
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Guess Who’s Single?
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Prison Break with Poodles…
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Pretty Girls Make the World Go Around
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Victoria Justice – Gallery
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People Happy About Amazon Leaving NYC
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6 Million Dollar Smart Yacht
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Unbelieveable Moments caught on Video
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Ja Rule to Make another Music Festival
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Guy Gets in Shootout with Police on IG LIVE
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Vodianova – Boobs Out
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Nude Celeb Screencaps
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Emily DiDonato Photoshoot – With No Tits…
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Peyton Roi List – Cleavage
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Shailene Woodley in a Red Outfit
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Madison Beer Crop Top
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Lily Collins – Hotter than Phil Collins
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Brie Larson Nasty in a Tight Outfit
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Big Cleavage
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Blackpink are the Korean Fetish of the Day
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Ambrosio Legs
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Big Tits – Pink Dress
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Bitch Always Trying to be the Center of Attention
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Well…This is Embarassing
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Tits at the Beach
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7 Things You Didn’t Expect to See in Public Today
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Bus Stop Tits
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Flintstone Butt Plug
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Reddit Porn is the Biggest Thing Out there…Here’s a Reddit Porn Amateur
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Music Festival Tits
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Flexible Bitch
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Self Shot Ass
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QUiet on Set
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Maid Vacuums her Butthole
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Youtuber’s Annika Boron Hot Nude Leaks
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I wonder if this anus is Adriana Lima’s Sister
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Sluts in LIngerie
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Fat Chicks in White T-Shirts Squirting
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Thick Caterina and her Nakedness
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Luna and her Thick Labia
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3 Naked Babes at the Beach
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Sluts with Iphones
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Masturabting Girl Gets BUSTED
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Fucking the Snowman
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