Olivia Culpo is a football slut…
She calls herself an influencer, but she’s really just some bitch who fucked some famous people at the right time and got some instagram followers for it…
She then was able to attend a bunch of events, to seem like she mattered, grow that following through her outfits, because Americans love style icons who inspire them in their choices when they are at the mall…because Americans love the Mall…
She was able to leverage that and have sex with at least 2 NFLers she pretended were her boyfriends until they cheated on her, not knowing they cheated on her, because she wasn’t really part of their storylines..but they were part of hers…cuz that’s what happens when you’re irrelevant, trying to be relevant.
The good news is that she looks alright in a bikini….even if the staged pics are shitty and boring and face-tuned, that’s the basis of Instagram and it sucks!
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!