Miley Cyrus Nipple Pasties for a Magazine of the Day

There was a time when Miley Cyrus’ new album or single promo tour would involve her spreading her pussy, possibly inserting something silly, while having a joint hang out of her mouth, and a midget in an alien costume jerking off her dildo strapped to his head in the background…you know…something ridiculous…because she liked to be seen as ridiculous…

But now that she’s rebranded, made all that money, moved to Malibu, got married, she’s more sophisticated in her bullshit…and wears nipple pasties in her chain fetish gear…cuz showing off her nipples…even though we’ve seen her asshole just two years ago wouldn’t reflect her true country music, good old fashioned wholesome family value self….

You see…cuz her, and everyone, are bullshit attention seekers….it’s not about freeing the nip anymore, that cause has passed…it’s about being taken seriously…for being seriously schizophrenic in her marketing…

Miley Cyrus Nipple Pasties for a Magazine of the Day February 21st, 2019