It is the Oscars, I’d say follow me on twitter for my live tweet, but award shows are garbage and I can’t commit to spending my sunday promoting that bullshit, participating in that bullshit…even if I am trolling that bullshit….
Lady Gaga will win, because they want views…Ryan Seacrest will insert things in his asshole, but you should still follow me on twitter where I make bad jokes no one reads or retweets…kind of the story of my life and my general self promotion / marketing…
Don’t believe the lies, even thought you all believe the lies…you read the internet and believe everything you read….and you get so passionate about it, whether it’s that JUSSIE dude, Anti-Vaxxing, whatever it is…you are committed to misinformation….you watch on documentary and you’re a fucking Ph.D in the topic….retards…
Today we learned that you can’t be legally married to Three Women….I mean we’ve known about Bigamy forever but I read a story about a dude in New Hampshire, married to three people in three different states…so a dude can’t legally identify as a bigamist, but he had identify as a woman, cut off his dick, and marry another man, so long as it is one man…not three men..or three trans men…
I have a feeling if the LGQTBRSTS community decided that they want to marry multiple people cuz they are sexual freaks…or like Miley, Queers living the hetero life…who cut off their own dicks to live like women…they’d get it past….but when you’re a hick white trash from New Hampshire..you go to jail…it’s like let us fuck our sisters / cousins and marry whoever we want…you can’t tell me who I can and can’t love…GOVERNMENT…
When you’re white….you can be called racist, violent, homophobic, redneck, hicks, inbred…and no one cares….When you’re a queer…and you’re called a fag…the world goes nuts and it’s a hate crime….even when you stage it….even when you are a fag….like Closet Case Ryan Seacrest – Get your Dildo out of your ass…
Then there’s Kraft Singles, the human trafficker who owns Tom Brady…and likely fists Tom Brady cuz Gisele’s human trafficked model dick isn’t big enough….he went to a rub and tug…in Jupiter and now he’s responsible for asian women giving 20 dollar handjobs…when you’re a billionaire…you need massages too…and when you’re a billionaire…all the women you fuck…even your gf are whores…
I bet Tom Brady will be sad that he’s not the only one sucking Robert Kraft’s dick…….
Out of control…world….
Michael Jackson Suing HBO $100 Million….
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Criminal Attacks his Lawyer
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How This Professional Competitive Drifter Drives With His Feet
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Big Booty of the Day…
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Brazilian Ass….
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Dude Gets Fucking MERKED sliding down Abandoned Slide…
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Olivia Munn Busting Out
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Dog has a Second Mouth Growing in Ear
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Worker Gets Shot like a Cannon
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25 Things About Lohan
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Old Man with Wooden Chopsticks…
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Lily ALlen See Through Outfit…
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Jordyn Woods is Disgusting
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Madison Beer in a Dress…
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Teacher Gets an Earful After Making This Man’s Grandson Wear a Dresshttp://CLICK HERE
Pretty Girls….
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Jussie Apologizes….
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Cop Avoids Death
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Extreme Swing In Singapore Was Made For Adrenaline Junkies
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Oscars Protest….
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Wave made Out of Straws
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Celebrity Topless & Nudie Scene Screen Caps
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Nat Portman in Jeans…
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Josie Canseco Cleavage….
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Lindsey Vonn – Panty Flash….
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Nina Dobrev Cleavage….
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Lorena Rae Legs….
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Vanity Fair Miley Nipples….
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Katherine McNamara Lgs…
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Olivia Munn – Cleavage
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Gisele Bundchen in a White Dress….
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Sarah Bolger in a Dress….
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Elisabeth Rohm in a Black Dress….
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Jasmine Tookes Titty Out…
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Adriana Lima Legs….
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Big Girl Barb Palvin in a Dress….
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Courtnet Cox in a Pant Suit….
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Abbey Clancy – Pregnant
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Amber Heard….in a Magazine…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day….
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Surprising Cheater GF
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Bethany Morgan – Wet with Tits Out….
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Lady Gaga Tits Out….
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Gayest Sex Doll Trick
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19 Year Old – naked Bedroom Mirror
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Amateur Flesh….
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Gloria in a Red Dress….
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Two Sets of tits….
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Perky Tits…
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14 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hippie with the Big Bush….
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Girl jumping Fence Fail
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3 Naked Bitches…
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Changing a Tampon Fetish Porn….Weird
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Girl in Bath…
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Forced pussy painting
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Naked Skinny Hot Chick….
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Slutty Fitness….
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