Sienna Miller was one of my favorite actresses back when she was famous…
I used to think she was just the hottest thing out there…and not just because she got naked in movies, but partially because she got naked in movies….
She’s old now….a mom now…but in a bikini now…and despite being forgotten by me, blocking her out like a child blocks out being molested by her father, only remembering her as a girl I was excited to watch in a movie, cuz she got naked in movies…I was that pathetic…because she’s in a bikini….finally allowing me to understand what being TRIGGERED actually means or is actually about…you know because I hear it all the time, used on facebook, used at coffee shops, used at college bars I sneak into for cheap booze and terrible conversation with annoying, entitled, liberal idiots…but now I actually experienced it….first hand.
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