Britney Spears has checked herself into a Mental Health Clinic like old times…which is safe to say that her handlers have checked her into a Mental Healthy Clinic…because they are the ones who control her…
The story is that she can’t handle that her father, the Dungeon Dad Captor from the Bayou….is undergoing health issues from all that good living thanks to basically SODOMIZING his daughter from every position in a non sexual but just as traumatic way….
I am sure…the truth is that he can’t be around to babysit her due to his surgeries so get her somewhere she can’t throw the empire away…
It’s not quite the fun that was her shaving her head…but if her dad dies in Surgery….we can all expect her to go full on BAT shit…and that is what I’m banking on to feel real joy in my life….It’s been a boring decade without a lunatic Britney, she carried the whole era…a lunatic Lohan is just boring and played out…bring Britney nutbar back….
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