It’s always fun when you meet a recovering alcoholic on piles of prescription pills at the grocery store….with her big tits out, flopping fucking everywhere in her skimpy disheveled top….only to bend over to pick up a box of mashed potatoes for all to see and by all I mean me…that she’s not wearing panties under her skirt….only to basically reveal that she’s recently shaved her pussy…always something that amazes me to see on a 50 year old…because you’d assume she’d give up on that front…but more importantly that she’d need panties now more than ever for hygiene…something I guess she didn’t care too much about….
Only to realize a little later, as I was walking out of the grocery store….that was her marketing campaign. The full vagina and ass flash in public was her way of enticing me…like her own kind of billboard or real life instagram account…because she asked for 50 dollars to suck my dick…I offered 5….she told me to fuck myself.
It was the start of a glorious friendship that I expect will last a long time.
That said, can I borrow 50 bucks?
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