I thought Eva Longoria was too old to be pregnant….
But it looks like she’s pregnant…
Or maybe, she’s just morphing into every Mexican 50 year old at any taco stand across America…with a big belly from taking bites of all that corn all day..whilst making Tortillas…
I would think most vain people would think “I’m not looking my best, maybe I’ll avoid the beach and stick to my fucking mansion and its private pool”…but I guess vanity means even when you look like shit you think you look fucking hot…or is that Narcissism…I didn’t go to school I don’t know these things but I can tell Eva Longoria knowing she’s Eva Longoria…the spoiled Mexican first generation DREAM baby who didn’t get locked up and separated by her family…but who instead was raised whiter than white, so white she’s likely racist to Mexicans….thinks she’s hot, looking hot, even when fat and lazy…cuz she’s Eva Longoria…
What will always amaze me about her – is that internationally people fucking love her, she’s a huge fucking star….while in America…she’s been on one TV show and sure she’s rich and all but ultimately…who give a fuck about Eva Longoria…especially now…gut out…like a fucking lazy pig in a trailer park tanning her tits before eating a bag of chips…
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