I read some bullshit article on the fake news channels of the internet about how some doctor says gay men have a sperm eating worm in their asses, which is why they are gay…it’s parasitic not anything else..and I was like…oh I know some girls with that same worm in their cunts…only the worm doesn’t get all that sperm…cuz they have a bunch of different shade kids they are trying to manage from their motorized shopping cart at Walmart….
That said, I spent my night trying to look into the windows of ground floor apartments, I figure at least one of them as a girl changing for me to see her naked…you know good old fashioned peeping in real life…but as Karma would have it…I only saw some naked fat man eating a bowl of cereal….
I should spend my time doing productive things like writing poetry, you know since poetry is a lucrative business.
I wrote a practice poem to a spam email I got from a hotel company…about Chlamydia. I wonder if they will give me a free room….because I blamed their hotel for the Chlamydia…dirty sheets and such.
I also saw a drunk, thick, white trash woman with a giant tattoo on her arm….bend over in a short skirt at the convenience store….her full thonged ass basically in my face….her big fat labia filling her thong like a set of balls….talking to her equally wi ttrash friend about her how she likes to fill her insulated water bottle with half fireball, half run, topped off with coke….and I thought to myself…I like looking a panties filled with labia so much….I don’t care who the panties or the labia belong to….
Today my friend (that’s you)….I present you with FRIDAY morning stepLINKS…we call tem the hangover dump because I drink…drunkenstepfatehr you know…we call it a dumb because people shit in the morning….not me….I’m constipation station….at least that’s what my SPERM WORM calls me.
Stay fit.
Here are some somalian pirate stepLINKS…
Pam Anderson is MAD
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Dumb Girl Takes a Shot of Salt not Tequila in this Salt Shot Challenge Video
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Fight Breaks Out at a Comedy Show
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Ariel Winter in Slutty Shorts
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Selena Gomez Cleavage….
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Bitches in Sao Paulo Fashion Week
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Yoga Pants of the Day
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Bill Cosby Asks for BAIL
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Kate Beckinsale No Longer Fucks Pete
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Just Caught in the Bathroom Fucking
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Just Caught in the Restaurant Dyking Out
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Martha Stewart of the Day
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BETTER THAN PREPARATION H
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