Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like that no one cares enough about me to frame me as a sex offender…you know they save that for the real assholes…the non existent assholes go right under the fucking radar….it may help that I try to talk to as few people as possible and that I have a limp impotent non threatening phallus…but still…it feels like a win, and when the only win you’ve had to date is losing at life…I take what I can get…

Here are some morning links…

Hot Cheer Booty in Slowmo

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Freakish Free Cam Sluts

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Haley Baldwin thinks her Critics are Cruel…Then why is she in position to be a Critic?

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Dude Loses 200 Lbs…Body Makes a Gross Sound

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Para Glider vS Dust Devil

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How Many Stars on the American Flag – Quiz

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Handicapped Dude Does Pull Ups – If You’re Into That…

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Dude Training for Fishing

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Naked Flexible Bitch on the Beach

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Invasive Species of the DAy

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The Perfect NERF Shot

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Dude predicts his Wipeout

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Valet Caught Joyriding

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Pussy maintenance – NSFW

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Fish Losing Its Shit

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 1st, 2019