I like that no one cares enough about me to frame me as a sex offender…you know they save that for the real assholes…the non existent assholes go right under the fucking radar….it may help that I try to talk to as few people as possible and that I have a limp impotent non threatening phallus…but still…it feels like a win, and when the only win you’ve had to date is losing at life…I take what I can get…
Here are some morning links…
Hot Cheer Booty in Slowmo
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Freakish Free Cam Sluts
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Haley Baldwin thinks her Critics are Cruel…Then why is she in position to be a Critic?
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Dude Loses 200 Lbs…Body Makes a Gross Sound
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Para Glider vS Dust Devil
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How Many Stars on the American Flag – Quiz
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Handicapped Dude Does Pull Ups – If You’re Into That…
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Dude Training for Fishing
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Naked Flexible Bitch on the Beach
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Invasive Species of the DAy
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The Perfect NERF Shot
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Dude predicts his Wipeout
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Valet Caught Joyriding
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Pussy maintenance – NSFW
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Fish Losing Its Shit
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