Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Being in love with someone on tv is weird. I got stuck talking to a dude who legit was acting like he was in a romantic relationship with Elizabeth Taylor. Sure he was in his 90s and we met in the park, where I assume he was lost and the police just hadn’t tracked down his demential ass…but I thought…these people who jerk off to celebs…they are weird.

I’m talking t you…

I guess what I am saying is there are hotter girls in real life and picking up girls in real life is the new picking up girls on dating apps…or the new jerking off to celeb nudes since celebs are average looking at best…even though everyone is socially awkward and way better at demanding their fetishes over text before showing up to live em out…when you approach girls in person with your weirdness there’s no real buffer and they think you’re a creep…especially if your fetish is playing a little baby who needs his diapers changed…or being fucked up the ass by trannies while the girl you are picking up watches whilst wearing a Period Piece style gown from the 1500s…you know…normal shit like that…

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Goulart in a Bikini at Cannes

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Slutty Lap Dance Baber in Her Lingerie Cutting Hair

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Judge is Looking into Britney’s Conservatorship

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Fat Chick Demos How Girls Troll Motherfuckers with Slutty Pics on IG

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Nancy Pelosi is a Senile Old Bitch – This is Terrifying….

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Guy on LIVE PD Gets Arrested

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Some Dude on MSNBC Thinks Trump is a Babe

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Tipping Around the World – Explained

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College Girl Kicked Out of Gym for Slutty Outfit – Check the Outfit

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Creepy Fucking Cat

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Sarah Jessica Parker – VS National Enquirer

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Demi Lovato is Trash in a Bikini

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Alabama has Been the Hub of Incest for Everyone – They Don’t Wanna Get Rid of their Incest Babies – Also – Who Cares About this Abortion Law..Other than the fact that Abortion is AWESOME!!!

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Bull Dog Can’t Figure Out the Stairs

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The Best BIDEN MEME Ever

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Iran Has Been Warned…World War Three – That’s What’s Up…

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So Many Hot Russian Whores….So Little Time…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day May 17th, 2019