Do you ever think of all those girls you could have had sex with but didn’t have sex with because you forgot your lock picking kit at home and you didn’t want to break a window to get in because it would make too much noise and with your luck you’d probably cut yourself on the glass?
Yeah me neither.
But I do think about morning hangover dumps and just how much they itch and burn…
Toothless Hick Beats the Fuck Out of Young Fighter Chick
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A Bunch of Butts
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Kutcher was Scared he was a Suspect in his GIrl’s Murder
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The Dude Who Lit Himself on Fire at the Whitehouse is Crazy
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Happy to be D List
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Some Bitch Losing her Bikini
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Big Black WOman Stuffing Bottles of Booze Down Her Pants
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The New Ariel Winter
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Wendy’s Employee Taking a Bath in Wendys
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8 Cylinder Stirling Engine
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Trebek has Cancer Hope
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Fat Black WOman Mad She’s Not in the Netflix Thumbnail
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Poke her or POKER?
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