Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Do you ever wonder what your alternate universe life would be like if you had a 12 inch penis…

Would you be in jail for rape, or indecent exposure….

Would you have the confidence to live out your dreams?

You know, dominate that college interview, get that scholarship, end up a dot com billionaire thanks to your confidence and way you work the room.

Or would you be dead of AIDS…from fucking all the street trash you could…or would you have all the hot models on your yacht cuz a big dick can change the course of your existence…

I know my high school girlfriend told me my dick was a shrivelled worm, so for the rest of my adult life, I could have just been humilated by it, but luckily I didn’t give a fuck about much and to this day still pull it out…because small dick confidence can be as powerful as big dick confidence….but only if you figure it out.

I guess what I am saying is that I am stating a small penis empowerment movement, like the women with their fatness and nipples….and every fucking ailment empowerment…let the small dick energy be as strong as the big dick energy….

Such a fucking mystery….and while you figure it out…here are some stepLINKS…

The Weirdest Trump Protest

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Pregnant Celeb You Don’t Care About

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The Anti Trump Protest Signs of the UK People Protesting Trump are Pretty Funny

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Pineapple Salesman Has Crazy Skill…

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Wanna Be Soldier Gets Busted

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Midget Fail.

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Keanu Reeves and Angelina Together in a Movie

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This Guy Jumping on Barbwire is Mental

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Helping a Chicken Hatch…

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Mom Gets Mad at Twerking Daughter

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Rachel McCord Sexy on a Boat

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Halsey Looks Like a Joke Before She was Famous

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K9 Saves Cop.

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Fireworks Balloon Explodes on Crowd – They Keep Filming

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Egg Bong Stupidity

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In Case you Missed it – Girl Pisses in a Coffee Then Drinks It to Prove a Point

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In Case You Mixed it – Tori Spelling in a Bikini

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Sex Workers are Fun to Watch Working…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 4th, 2019