Kristen Stewart taking this butch dyke role so seriously…..
Kristen Stewart, who is a parody of a dyke, almost mocking the lesbian experience, even though she’s approached it like she’s a character actor, and eats pussy, or does lesbian relationships, in a new dyke kind of way….you know the kind of dykes on the bus who won’t kiss…. the modern and convenient dyke who doesn’t represent anything dyke, who doesn’t look like a fat man construction worker or weirdo who couldn’t get a dude so went for chicks….but is confidently taking ownership on being a dyke, cuz she pretends she’s a dyke since she is all about girls and cunt…despite having had cock…
It’s all so hard to navigate, but her tits are out, them TWILIGHT tits out….doing that hipster who doesn’t shower shit…all during PRIDE month…cuz it is a month now….and it’s all so silly – but still Kristen Stewart tit which I guess is something people want to see – Twilight fans are weird…
But I say bring the tits, all the tits, in this nipple protest, cuz I love tits, even boring and lame identity crisis tits like Kristen Stewart tits.
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