THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS HAPPENED…and I didn’t notice, because I thought MTV died, and felt fine in that thought process…you know like when you pretend that someone you hate is dead, and you find comfort in that….
The truth is that MTV is still around and trying to exist, hoping that the kids of today get nostalgic like they have with ever re-make that has been happening, and that eventually they turn to MTV for great programming again..they are a billion dollar brand they can’t drown….which always amazes me that it would ever get to this point…they have such huge budgets and capabilities to do anything and everything yet still fucking fail. It is weird….
Anyway, an award show happened, I am not a news site, I am a titty site, I don’t need to know celeb gossip, or events, it gets in the way of the tits, so in having NO idea it happened we’ve still got the ROUND UP of the sluts who were at the award show….doing Award show things…celebrating that they’ve already won at life…because they are invited to these things, when you aren’t even invited to your family’s Father’s day BBQ….loser.
Award shows are a lie, marketing hype and ability to sell sponsors and use celebs to hype themselves up….but then the tits show up and it’s ok.
Stassi Schroeder – not to be mistaken with the other Schroeders
Some woman named Sarah Ramos in a see through bra
Mischa Barton brought her fat tits out
Lindsey Vonn Pussy Flasher
Kiernan Shipka not exposing her hard nipples
Jada Pinkett Smith looking old and butch
Heidi Montag Tit Scars
Hannah Stocking some youtuber..
Chanel West Coast who fucked so many dogs she’s starting to look like one.
Audrina Patridge slutty
Aubrey Plaza, lest we forget her lil nips
Alexa Demie..whoever that is with the tits
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