Full titty Lindsay Lohan….the legend…who I like to think I am a genuine fan of – despite hating everything – because she represents a great time in all of our lives, just probably not a great time in her life, when she was coming of age in the paparazzi when the tabloids still mattered, dealing with being a fucking mental case coddled rich kid child star, trying to navigate LA….and failing…with DUI car accidents and other fun things because she was fun.
I am a believer that Lohan and her awesome tits, the only GINGER tits that matter…will make a huge fucking comeback and it’d be great to be a part of that by witnessing that in my lifetime…the Lohan Oscar win is not just her dream, it is all of our dream…
She’s amazingly still alive and that’s a great starting point for a better tomorrow.
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