Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Is it Solstice or the first day of Summer? If it is, use it to your advantage, put on your tie dye, get some weed, bring out your crystals and lay in the park so that all these holistic, new age, hippie bitches see you, think you’re a soul they need to know or already know, and have unprotected sex with them, the way nature intended because the key to getting laid is creating a whole storyline that targets the person you want to get laid by…and involves you committing to that storyline….to make them want to have sex with you….it’s not fully manipulative, it’s just acting, and actors win Academy awards every year, and are praised every day, and paid well every job….so if anything you are just doing what society taught you to do, what society says is important and that doesn’t make you a bad person…that makes you a current and with it person…

So my recommendation this solstice is to trick girls into fucking you, by pretending you care about the solstice…and my recommendation for you this summer, now that it is summer, is to trick girls into having sex with you no matter what her interest level is…find it, exploit it, manipulate it, make you be it….and you’ll be cumming all over it in no time…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Justin Theroux has a Peeeping Neighbor

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Spiderman Cleaning the Roof

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Granny Busted Buying Drugs…

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This Cruise Ship has a Roller Coaster

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Taylor Swift Being Political is Some Dumb Shit

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240 Dollar Steak.

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Shooter at a Dallas Courthouse

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Love Island Reality Show Stars in Bikinis Looks Trash

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Bieber VS Tom Cruise is the Dumbest Shit Ever – But I hope it is a Death Match

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Race Car BLAZE

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Suspect Jumps from Bridge in Getaway

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SEX WORK ISN’T ACTUAL WORK BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 21st, 2019