Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw some girl in fitness gear from half a mile away. Her bra top was neon, her stomach exposed….she was pretty fucking obvious…I joked to my associate / myself that “oh look a fitness influencer”….to which we laughed to ourselves…in jest..

Anyways, she ended up in the same store as us, and she was walking around, and this bitch, with her fitness influencer body…had face injections that jacked her the fuck up. Her mouth so inflamed i must have been fresh out of the lab…or oven….I don’t know how these fillers work…but it was so inflamed tat she looked like she was throwing up….just everything sort pushed forward….in the weirdest ways…and I couldn’t help but laugh out loud in your face….

It is always funny to SEE the face injections in person…but when the girl goes so hard she looks like she’s a horse….it justifies a point and laugh at the bitch…so that’s what I did…and really the fucked up thing in it all is that she probably looked fine before she raped her face like a homeless man raped the face of the drunk passed out on the side of the road….

Crazy times…here are some morning links to start the week….

Bear that Broke Into a House and Got Stuck in thee Laundry Room….

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Aubrey Plaza Snorting Milk

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Dude Goes Crazy on an Old Lady

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Rich Woman Loses Control in Restaurant…

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Dog Gives Himself Mud Bath

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Kardashian Faced “Influencer” in a Bikini

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That is not Whitney Houston in a Pic You Thought Was Whitney Houston

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Joe Biden Buys Fake Followers on Social Media

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Victoria Justice Licking a Giant Ice Cream…

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Mom Reflex!

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Man Starts Huge Brawl with TSA Agent…

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A Toilet Cam was Found on the James Bond Set

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Cat Loves Face massages

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Cables Break on an Amusement Park Ride

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Someone tried to Steal Halle Berry’s House

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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT.

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day June 24th, 2019