Jennifer Lopez is out here getting her fit old ass grabbed by her man A.Rod, who unlike J.Lo is doughy and fat as a retired overpaid athlete should be, but his woman, who could be old and fat too, has decided to write a different story for herself…
In keeping fit, spending so much time and money on being fit, trying to remain hot, to remain relevant, by leveraging the popstar, actress, producer, mogul who has manipulated the latin audience by exploiting her hispanic roots, creating a loyal following, that feeds her ego, like her overpaid chef who has her on a strict diet so she doesn’t age feeds her….which allows her to continue earning, even if she doesn’t need to earn, it feels good on her ego…
With that and vanity, comes a body that she clearly invests a lot of time and energy into…and it’s better than what other 50 year olds look like, even if it stresses me out looking at it, cuz girl should fucking chill the fuck out and cruise instead of trying to prove some shit, like 75 year olds can still be hot stage shows…
She is in workout clothes, which are pornographic in and of their own right….so stare.
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