Avril Lavigne got some fucking tits, and when you try not to think about Nickelback cumming all over them, in some terrible fireworks show that ended in marriage, they aren’t so bad.
You see, it is Canada Day here, which is a celebration of all things Canada, and luckily for you Avril Lavigne fans, and I know you’re out there, because I’ve been forced to follow her career, Canada sort of embraces their stars who make it in America and SHOVE THEM DOWN OUR THROATS relentlessly…so that I can sit here and sing “Skater Boy to You” despite never intentionally listening to it, always hating it, and thinking it was really the death of Skateboarding as a cool sport, which it was…it became mall brand shit…and she was mall brand pop….acting like a punk…real confusing…
So I’ve hated her all these years…but the tits, on Canada Day being unleashed..shit…where were those hiding? I guess the perpetual teen full of angst has hit puberty…
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