Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to think that we still live in an era where white girls fuck black guys as an apology for racism… you know as a general trend because they need to show you how not racist they are…unless they are fat white girls…in which case they are fucking black guys cuz they are the only dicks that fit and they feel…but also because they are the only dudes who find fat white women hot….so they all take it seriously….

I also like to think that the Korean woman with a giant baby round head in short shorts jacked up her cunt confused me….because I couldn’t really appreciate her shorts jacked up into her cunt…because she looked like a giant fucking baby….and I’m not that kind of guy…

Here are some morning links….

Horse Sends Fat Bitch and her Black Boyfriend into Stream

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Anderson Cooper Inherited Everything from his Mom

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One Direction Fan Fiction on New HBO Show

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Slutty Fashion Bloggers

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Real Guillotine VS. Laptop

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Huge Crash at the Mountain of Hell

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Burning Building Boom

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Woman Who Married 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Says They’re Breaking Up

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Mike Judge Explains the Origins of the Boomhauer Voice

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Elephants VS Tourists

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Chloe Grace Moretz Possible Rape Attempt

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WHORES!

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 2nd, 2019