We spend more time in the digital world, with fake friends and followers, than we do in the real world. Some escapism or some shit…that when you’re out of the house and you see relatively decent looking girls not taking selfies of themselves, or acting like a fucking idiot vlogger from youtube, it gets confusing…
Like the other day I saw some chick who probably could be posing in nude selfies shot by some loser who calls himself a photographer…but she was instead a doctor…like she went to school, studied, did tests, all to not be a nude model who dropped out of high school to smoke weed and sit around all day…and I thought to myself…”what a loser, choosing a real career”…
Then I thought, I should ask her to look at my asshole, cuz I have serious hemorrhoids and going to the walk in clinic is gross to me, doesn’t interest me, cuz I know they’ll find other diseases and it is better to be in the dark..
But a good old fashioned, drop my pants and show you my asshole in a public place works for me.
Needless to say…I didn’t do it….but I should have…and I will regret it for the rest of my life, at least for the next few painful shits…before forgetting this post ever happened.
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