While you spent the weekend trying to strategize on how to get a girl pregnant so that you’ll never be alone anymore, because you are just so lonely and all you crave is a woman you can love and who loves you enough to start a family….by watching hardcore throat fucking porn and buying dirty bathwater from weirdo nerd fetishists off the internet….
I was trying to integrate wearing a helmet everywhere I went so that everyone thinks I’m retarded and leave you alone when you do weird shit at the mall…like masturbate in changing rooms…to women’s discount shoes…or whatever…it is you’re into..
A productive weekend to say the least…
Here are some morning links…
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Female Pole Vault Team Hot
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Littl Kid Brings Home a Dead Squirrel…
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Rich Pedophile Gets Taken Down
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Barking Bird…
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Garbage Truck Eats Garbage Can
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Two Nuns Stole 5k and Ran Off to Vegas
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Live Action MULAN no one asked for
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WuTang Clan Gets Biopic..
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Fireworks Ignite in Car
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The Mars Home
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Milian in a Bikini – CHRISTINA MILIAN
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Key Ring Bear Trap
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British Couple Film Seagull Eat a Rat…
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TOP RATED DEVICE RIGHT HERE TO TOP RATE FUCK YOU UP…
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