Portuguese Fisherman’s daughter – Sara Sampaio – is out here in a bikini like she used to be when she worked her dad’s fishing boat and would have to jump in to free the net from whatever it was snagged on….a skillset that allowed her to work her way into the mainstream American dream thanks to the Evil Underwear Empire amplifying her audience, paying her lots of money, increasing her profile and allowing her to find love with a Billionaire who likes hairy Portuguese women while they look like this…and not when they are 300 pounds and working at the Portuguese Chicken Restaurant making the Pasteis De Nata…trying to keep their beard hairs from falling in the pie dough…
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