The most hyped up movie of the year that I am sure all of you are excited about…in part because you love Tarantino movies…you love Manson and his sex cult and don’t think he deserved the jail time because he planted the idea in people’s heads but wasn’t actually the one committing the crimes….but more importantly you love Leo and Brad Pitt…so dreamy…but your homosexuality is closeted so instead you fixate on Margot Robbie’s terrible Acting / American Accent / Pregnant tits….all dead….
Here are the people at the premiere….
VANESSA HUDGENS WHO I THINK IS PREGNANT WITH ELVIS’ BABY….BASED ON HER FAT UTERUS IN RECENT PICS….BUT NOT TOO PREGNANT FOR PREMIERES…
SYDNEY SWEENEY AND HER MONSTER TITS FROM EUPHORIA IN A DRESS…
SOFIA VERGARA NOT TOO OLD TO MAKE AN APPEARANCE….
MARGOT ROBBIE WHO DIES IN THE MOVIE THE WAY WE WANT HER OVERRATED ASS….TO BE…
ADRIANA LIMA IS OLD AS SHIT…
BRITNEY SPEARS…A TIMELESS GODDESS
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