I must be psychic because I was scrolling on INSTA this past weekend while struggling to take a hemorrhoid / anal fissure ridden shit. Thanks hard living and internet for doing this to me…and I came across Lily Allen’s profile because I follow her. Not because I am a fan boy, but because I follow thousands of people and she happened to be one of them.
I never see her in my feed, but I know she’s become a titty ambassador of some sort and doing that pull her tits out for attention…and I said “I wonder why here tits aren’t out, cuz they’ve been out”…unfortunately….
Then, just days later Lily Allen, like I read her mind, or really the mind of all the whores on social media – delivers this.
The titty video no one asked for, that I was anticipating, because Lily Allen had a minute of fame and will ride that for the rest of her life on her social media….and she’s doing that with tit.
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!