Jewel may be 50 fucking years old and a bad memory of 1994 when she first hit the scene with music that I guess was relevant at the time….
She’s debatably always been a slut, so this video of her doing weird titty fitness is bringing out her “I live in a car and I’ll do anything for a warm shower” attitude.
Because her story in the 90s was that she was an Alaskan singer/song writer who lived in her car while playing coffee houses in exchange for food along the west coast, only to b discovered by someone who was willing to give her a warm shower and market thee fuck out of her creating a money making machine….
All thanks to being the hot enough chick living in a car for some pervert in LA to scoop up and turn into a “singer songwriter” of the time..
Now, all these years later, Jewel is making fetish videos like it was still 1992 and she was saving my soul…or trying to find someone to save hers by using her for money….getting her rich in the process so it’s all worked out for everyone, even you, cuz you get to jerk off to old lady Jewel doing whatever this is, right now, and it’s offensive cuz she labels her friend “GAY BESTIE”….when we’re not allowed to call people by their sexuality. It’s a hate crime.
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