I was at the pharmacy shopping for pee pads for my diabetic and lazy wife, when some Em Rat Cow looking troll bitch in a crop top and see through skirt that she bought off instagram cut me off with her shopping cart, making me think bitch is in a rush to get Plan B because dude just busted in her and she’s not ready to be a “mommy blogger” with the family content, she’s still primed, slutty and eager to post the nudes…so it’s gotta be a rush to get some Valtrex or other anti-viral meds to make her herpes go away before her nude shoot….or maybe she was keen to get some laxatives to thin out, some enemas for anal…..or some make-up to contour her face like a kardashian….
But it was to fill it up with cans of Perrier. It was a Perrier emergency…a classy sparkling water emergency….to stay hydrated but based on her look, I am not convinced that Perrier can wasn’t going to be her co-star in a Perrier Porn ad – now that Porn is mainstream – featuring a “how many cans can I fit in my asshole” cam girl show…and this girl looking all Em Rata Instagam was that girl.
But then again, whenever I look at any woman, I think of the things she’s inserted into he asshole…
Here are some stepLINKS stomp the yard.
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