When the doctor tells you that you need more iron in your diet, your natural instinct should be “I should eat more girls out while they are on their period”….so when you try to put that strategy into effect, you post ads on craigslist, put a fake profile on tinder with the sole purpose of finding a girl willing to let you do that, you tell them “My wife is in menopause, and I’ll pay”….assuming that all girls are period empowered baseed on the hipster feminists of instagram posting pics of their period blood with captions of bullshit empowerment….I once accidentally went to a period party by a hipster artist who was really just culture vulturing and jacking the current climate of her time, and her guests were like followers of MANSON who legit told me how wonderful it was to see the artist pull her blood covered hand out of her panties and smear it on a canvas…I don’t lie – this happened….
Well as it turns out, the empowered period feminists are liars and not empowered enough to sit on my face and bleed out like a wounded deer on the side of the road…they save that for theatrics and selfies for instagram…
I guess that’s ok, since eating period always makes me feel like DAHMER…
That said, anyone know any good IRON supplements?
Some steplINKS….Ok…but it’s morning…how about morning links instead…ok…
Danny Masterson – Still a Rapist
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Sign Destroyer
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Epstein’s Clinton Portrait in his House is Hilarious..
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Shooting Suspect Being Carried By Cops
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Andy Dick Attacked in New Orleans
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Students Surprise Teacher
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Guy Ends up the Only Passenger on a Delta Flight
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Versace Zombie is Rich – Check the House she Bought
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Chiropractic Scam
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