Jayde Nicole is that Canadian Playboy trash who was thrown into the mix thanks to her trailer trash mom forcing her to do Playboy at the age of 18, when she was fresh meat….and it allowed her to have some weird, almost irrelevant career as a nude model, but there was a minute she was dating Brody Jenner, was on the Hills, and she got some leverage, audience and clout..
Now she’s just got a mangled face trying to stay young, looking like a muppet clown bitch in her 60s…and a rock hard tit, that when she lays down looks like rock hard mini girl sized basketballs, and it’s pretty fucking gross.
I like my titties real, small or uneven, or not…the natural squishy, floppy, bounciness makes for good time…a fake tit is just that…fake….and thus shit.
So here are Jayde Nicole fake shit tis.
Jayde Nicole’s new face is pretty terrifying…
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