Girls always think you’re creeping on them. Or they always think I am creeping on them. Maybe I smell of stale semen, piss and shit and death and booze in my soiled sweatpants. My unshowered homeless looking self may scare them. But I am not self aware and like to think it has to do with girls always thinking you’re creeping on them.
Like last night, a girl I was walking behind, who was too far ahead of me to actual creep on her….but that didn’t stop her from looking over her shoulder, and crossing street in the short shorts that were jacked up her ass….so that she could be safe from my predator gaze….
She was programmed to be scared of me, maybe of all men, but me specifically…and sure I had my hands down my pants, but in typical girl fashion, she assumed it was about her….cuz she was the only one on the street with me…but maybe I had my hand down my pants for totally unsexual reasons…like my ass was itchy from an improper wipe…it had nothing to do with sexual assault or rape…if she had the decency to ask and not prejudge, she’d know…
Typical girl shit…
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