Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You know there’s this thing called THE BATCH…that I am not sure still exists, but back in the pre-dating app era, it was what you’d say to a dude who hadn’t had sex for a long fucking time….his non sex basically built up on him, like a stink or disease, that got worse and worse each day….because women could sense it…and avoid…

I guess it is based on the same psychology that women like to fuck men with wives or girlfriends because they seem desirable, but instead it is the opposite…

I had a friend who used to dab TUNA CAN Water on his neck and wrists, like cologne….to cover up the smell of THE BATCH…with the smell of a fishy possibly pussy smell that would be subtle with the beer and cigarettes masking the smell..

I don’t know if anyone else wash their hands on tuna can water before going out to make girls think you get pussy….but it’s a tactic you should use to really officially embrace being pathetic…

Here are some MORNING hangover DUMP stepLINKS…

One Shark Tank Host Kills Two People on his Boat in Cottage Country – Blaming his Wife…while another sells his house at a 200k Loss

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Here’s the Shark Tank Killer Story I’ve been Reading Up On This Morning

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Rhino Flips Car

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Thief Chase!

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MMA Fighter Exposes KUNG FU

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Pete Davidson Dating Margaret Qualley

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7 Year Old Daughter SLUT SHAMED

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LAPD Bodycam Footage

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TV Host Gets CAlled a Gorilla Cuz He’s Black

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Hemsworth Divorced Miley After Seeing her Lesbianism for the Paparazzi and Realized She’s Lame

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Bernie Wants America to be More Like China

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Dude Brings it a the Wedding….

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day August 29th, 2019