I know who Ellie Goulding but do I really know who Ellie Goulding is….
Definitely not. I don’t know anything about her, I barely know that one viral song she sang, but I could maybe recognize it if I heard it because I know it is about fire. I don’t know what she does, what she’s into, who she hangs out with, what her likes and dislikes are, what her strengths and weaknesses are…
I do not know her backstory, I do not want to google it and get into some Ellie Goulding vortex I really don’t care about…
But I’ll post her bikini pics as it speaks to my overall theme of reducing all these famous or want to be famous sluts to their core value proposition, which as it turns out…is TITS…..
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