Faith Schroder pretending to be a lingerie model, because anyone can be a lingerie model thanks to being rich brats with a dad who was on TV in the 80s, long before they were born, making them the losers in their class, camps, and whatever else rich LA kids do…cuz the other kids had dads who weren’t teen hearthrobs 20 years earlier..but actually important and powerful people…which I guess made these ones work harder, and work in LA means strip down and pretend you’re a hot, slutty, PLAYBOY looking model…despite looking like you have FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME…cuz a body, even on F.A.S….can be appreciated in all it’s hungry for attention cuz their Hollywood life was tainted by their Hollywood Loser dad….but at least they’ve had their GROUPIE stage parent mom there to take them to all their important meetings to improve themselves and their skills…like the dermatologist who fills up their busted faces….
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