It was the EMMYs. I don’t watch that shit.
Despite the headlines like “Emmy Shockers”….and “Emmys Say Britain’s Got Talent”….and other bullshit media puns used to put false importance on the Emmys and the industry as a whole to keep it thriving as it rots your brain….
This is a friendly reminder that we don’t fucking care.
We’re barely watching TV, social media won and if we are….we don’t need to watch award shows for those shows we are barely watching.
Even if we are watching TV because it’s passive and streaming APPS are easy to share with each other, we aren’t rooting for any of you assholes to win in the award shows…you’ve already won and pitting them up against each other in the most redundant way…like it’s a top 10 post on Buzzfeed that means nothing…seems like a fucking waste of time….we got our own lives to live, stop worrying about other people’s bullshit…
That said, there were tits, all the famewhores who think they are important were there and this is that round-up….unfortunately not actual round-up now that we knows it kills people…cuz the In Memoriam shit would be better if it applied to all the Nominees…for being the evil that they are…bringing down America and using the fabric of your great nation as their toilet paper….
Here are those pics..of those people…( YOU CAN SEE THEM ALL HERE )
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