Jessica Szohr Bra and Panties and Face of the Day

Jessica Szohr who reminds me of Herpes because of how you pronounce her weird name, but also because she for sure has them….is out promoting bras because a girl needs to make a living…and tits help…

She was on Gossip Girl, she didn’t get the career that her Co-Star Blake Lively got, it could have something to do with her face being terrifying…but she still has been on some shit, and she still gets acting work at 35 years old, in things like Kingdom (never met it) and Orville (never met it – unless they mean the Microwave popcorn, in which case, I fucked that shit last night….but they don’t mean that popcorn…)…nothing relevant…

She says she is from Wisconsin, that she is half black / half Hungarian….has 22 tattoos and some I guess some titties…

This is pretty lame, but as a 35 year old has been, what do you expect….

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Jessica Szohr Bra and Panties and Face of the Day October 21st, 2019