Hailey Baldwin Tits of the Day

When looking at young bride Hailey Baldwin, who is a self proclaimed Jesus freak, thanks to her dad being one of those addicts who finds GOD in his recovery, so that he feeds it to his kids, who buy into too…but not enough to not be a famewhore money grubber on the internet trying to be famous…

She’s part of the new religious movement, that I guess you can see with Kanye’s instagrammable Church, which he’s doing on an evangelical level cuz it’s tax free money and these people love money, while pretending it’s some higher consciousness shit….that they don’t actually believe since everything about them is shit…

But it works cuz people are empty, even after finding followers, going on free influencer trips, and buying all the latest Kylie color palettes…we are all just miserable shells of humanity…and maybe this god thing will give some insight…

I will say that Baldwin has been about God since before it was a trend, so she’s not a bottom feeder on that…which is why I wonder if she only had anal sex with Justin pre-marriage, like Usher taught him to do, or if they did vaginal…

Is, by the grace of the lord, Hailey Baldwin, an anal queen like the other Jesus girls…

I’d like to know.

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Hailey Baldwin Tits of the Day November 1st, 2019