Just here fantasizing about being self partnered like Emma Watson, but more importantly like I don’t have an obese 65 year old wife who won’t fucking die…but who will a fucking ton of work to care for as her toes get amputated and her mobility fails…
But you know all about being self partnered like Emma Watson, you masturbate 6 times a day despite having a full time job, and at 50 you always ask yourself if your grandfather jerked off as much as you in his era…when he was your age…knowing he probably didn’t…cuz people were still perverts back then, but they weren’t in hiding in a basement apartment closet of an apartment with access to all that porno..instead they just gave up on life at 25 supporting their ungrateful family of shit, with a job of shit, to pay for a house of shit….but on weekends he’d get to go fishing….
Which brings up an important point…why the fuck you thinking about your grand dad jacking off when you’re jerking off…that’s weirdo shit…
Here are some stepLINKS….
Weird Fucking Fat Girl Bikini Flip Photobombing of Some Ass
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How Much does a Laundromat Owner Make
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Root of the OK BOOMER MEME….
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The Woman Who Wants to Cancel Clapping to be more Inclusive
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Dog the Bounty Hunter Wanted to Kill Himself Over Lost Titties..
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Ariel Winter – Bikini
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Woman Who Doesn’t Know Neighbor’s Name After 14 Years…
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Kid Doing The Worm Behind Jim Acosta
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Girl Almost Falls Down Grand Canyon Doing a Social Media Photoshoot…
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Tiny Puppy Gets Rescued…
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