Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is out here putting a test to time…she is saying “hey time, I’m gonna go against all odds, strip down, and be hot, despite being old as shit…”…

She is pushing the limits, the boundaries, all logical sense of being a half naked woman on the internet like she was Liz Hurley…she’s looking at the sand through the hour glass slowly drain, and says “here’s my tits in a bikini cuz these are the days of Alessandra Ambrosio’s life”…

It has been a life in which she may be challenging the concept of age and time…and she may be working harder than she ever has to just fit into that mold or body she had at 20….she made a life and a living out of being hot bodied and half naked, and now she’s got no other option than to keep it going…it’s familiar, it is home, it has done well for her, why bother swapping it out…

So I guess for now, she’s winning…it’s some theory of relativity shit that Einstein conceptualized but I’m not a nerd so I don’t understand that shit…I just know this is a 40 year old mom….but eventually, I’m not sure when, diet, exercise, fitness, modern science…will not be able to support the inevitable…but for now, she’s as hot or hotter than ever in a bikini…but organs, they eventually give out or rot out…but if they have nice tits and asses you can ignore the smells when you shove your dick up in them….at least that’s why my friend who worked at the funeral home told me….

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day November 18th, 2019