Nothing funnier than seeing a young girl who makes the plunge and decides that her Patreon or Only Fans account is the answer to making 25k-100k a month, get hip hop rich off that internet pervert money, all in exchange for posting up some porno shit she’s taking anyway and giving out to dudes for free. It’s easier than getting an actual job or developing an actual marketable skill….only to realize that her marketing efforts need some work…because the free porn she posted 90 days ago on those PORN SITES that they use to build their social media / subscription / membership biz only has 2000 views…like the hot 18 or 19 year old producing blowjob porn to drive people to buy her shit…only got 2000 views after 60 days…despite being hot…it’s a hilarious fail…she’s literally pussy out / sucking dick and gets no views….so good…
I used to get angry about other people’s success. I used to see people I know, people I know of, people getting hype and I’d think “Fuck that guy”. I always just assumed it was jealousy because I wasn’t hitting the same levels despite having this massive and life changing culturally relevant website that I updated daily…but I realized it couldn’t be that, because I didn’t care about success…but as I got older it wasn’t that I was jealous, which is the default assumption of my resentment, it was in fact that I just prefer watching people fail. It is way FUNNIER….
Here’s to failure, not success…life is funnier when you’re not a millionaire, hundred-millionaire or dot com billionaire…when you DON’T have everything an anything you want…it gives you a little more edge and sense of humor…plus any billionaire I’ve seen do a podcast or a youtube show is a fucking cunt…
So here are some links FOR CUNTS trying to make it and failing….not OF CUNTS trying to make it and failing.
Emilia Clark Says – She was Pressured to Get Naked by the TOXIC Masculine Game of Thrones Pervert Nerds…
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Fartgate is the Dumbest Shit…
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Taylor Swift News is So Fucking Boring…
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Creepy Movie Contacts….
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Miley Cyrus is Single Again
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Madison Beer’s Dress is a Win
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Cuba Gooding Jr’s Big Titty Girl in a Titty Shirt Gets mad…
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Soprano Singer Breaking the law
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Two Overbids on The Price is Right
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Industrial Shredder of Doom
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Bassist Playing ALong with Super Mario
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10 Crazy Weapons
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Moose Comes Out of Nowhere
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10 Things to get a Dude for Christmas
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