Happy Birthday America, or is it Halloween, or is it American Thanksgiving, which to you is probably just Thanksgiving since you are the center of the universe, like a slut from instagram who just hit a million followers, and who thinks that means she’s Britney Spears…when people are just there for her butthole…
I guess if you think about it, every day is Halloween when it probably should be Thanksgiving, since life’s not so bad, even when it’s bad, who fucking cares and laugh at it.
This trying to create an illusion or character around yourself for social media, whether you’re a mom, or high school grad following her dreams…your shit sucks…even if you think you know everything, think you curate the best shit, think you look awesome in pics and it’s all so exciting to share your story no one cares about with the people there for your butthole…it all seems so dumb and exhausting and above all lame…
So this Thanksgiving, remember to make as many thanksiging “stuffing the turkey joke”…stuffing the Turkey jokes….and if you’re coming out to your family, or coming out as a Trump supporter, or coming out trans to your family, as I am sure at least one family is going to experience this year….go back to making stuffing the turkey jokes cuz we see enough of that whining on the internet…and you can never have enough stuffing the turkey jokes…
Or you can talk to your college aged relatives and listen to shit like ” “It’s kind of just based off of the genocide of indigenous people and I don’t really think that we actually give thanks on Thanksgiving, we just eat a bunch of food and it’s just a bunch of capitalist bullshit.”
Totally…
Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning…
The Simpson’s are Ending
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Kids Who Say You Shouldn’t Celebrate Thanksgiving
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Dashcam Footage of a Thief
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Lead Singer of WILCO’s House Got Shot Up
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Granny Singing to Dog
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NEED FOR SPEED
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If you Cough – You May have a Leech in your Throat
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Bratty Sluts in an UBer
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Not Your Average Chalk
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Get COFFEE
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