It’s Black Friday, so along with brawling in the stores, assuming you even leave your house thanks to the internet, all for a dumb fucking sale on shit you don’t need, but figure it’s better than paying full price…so have fun over spending on shit you don’t need and can’t afford cuz the deal is so good…too good to think about reducing waste and clearing your mind of getting rid of “stuff”…
In more important news, I saw a porno yesterday, because it was American Thanksgiving and my life revolves around Americans so I had nothing to do with myself since it wasn’t Canadian Thanksgiving…so I turned to porn, even though I don’t watch porn, and think porn is boring….
Only to discover that there are a handful of aspiring influencer perverts uploading their sex tapes that were previously just reserved to their snap chat friends…as they try to promote themselves..which is a positive thing…all girls should think sex tapes lead to Kardashian fame…so that we can watch them fuck as they get more and more desperate with each video they post of taking a creampie not giving them that E! TV show they are looking for….but that’s not the only thing that happened…
I say a porno called lesbian gets her first dick and it was legit a lesbian looking chick, all fucking butchy with a Lesbian haircut, the kind of girl Kristen Stewart studied when planning her character role as a lesbian in everyday life….
Anways…this lesbian was pretending to get her first dick and I wondered who’s fetish is that?
I don’t even want to see lesbians at the coffee shop knitting or talking about their kittens, to me they don’t fuck or have genitals…but they do make good truck drivers, welders, but not that good since they are still women…and whatever else they do like working at the last book shop that Amazon didn’t kill…or hanging out at Arts and Crafts night at the local lesbian hangout….
But here was one taking a big black dick and I was like…so this is where content is going…I usually try to ignore the trends…but “Lesbian Getting her First Dick” was watched and I don’t buy it…
Keep giving thanks for the weirdness that has trickled into the mainstream…it was limited to obscure forums you’d have to dig for but now it’s in our face everywhere…even the “normals” are fucking weirdo…thanks internet…my first love…who I am bored and tired of because real life, without screens, or machines tracking our every move and thought and conversation…then throwing targeted ads at me….is far less annoying…
Here are some stepLINKS…
Trashy Booty Dance on the Streets by a Slutty Couple
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French Montana is Out of the Hospital for Exhaustion
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Slutty Lingerie Christmas Shoot
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Al Roker VS Butter
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Frat Boy Getting Knocked the Fuck Out by Asian He Went After is a Great Fuckign Video
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Idiot Parents Framed the PTA President by Planting Drugs – Genius
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Johnny Depp Producing Michael Jackson Musical About Pedophiles..
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Trump’s Russian Looking Son is Taller than Him and It is Creepy
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Trains VS Trucks Crash Compilation
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Hidden Camera investigation into Oil Change Scams
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In Court Muderer Has an Outburst…
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