It’s Britney’s Birthday Bitches….at least that is what her instagram caption read from MIAMI where she’s out in her bikini celebrating her birthday….because I guess her handlers let her out of their captivity cage…thanks to all the negative hype the protestors and activists of instagram and all social media finally got around to protesting….they were too busy with Black Lives Matters, Oscars too White, MeToo, Trump, Cultural Appropriation, Trans Rights who fucking cares what else…the point is that they were too busy to see that Britney was abducted in plain site, forced into slave labor for her family, to get them all paid by keeping the meal ticket that is Britney Spears alive and performing….and because of the glitz and glam of Britney Spears they forgot that she was there against her own will, not allowed to control her stupid amounts of money they’ve made off her, the whole thing pretty terrible…but nothing a bikini pic of the 39 or 40 year old in a bikini….all thick and middle aged….which may not be Britney of the NOT THAT INNOCENT era..but is still Britney Spears…the longest standing / laying / sitting star of that era…..who is still a star, out here performing in her bikini for all you perverts to celebrate another year of life in a cage….while wearing a bikini….did I mention BIKINI?
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