Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I find it totally insane that people on social media are mad at a fitness equipment’s commercial about a fit girl staying fit on her interactive spin bike so that she doesn’t need to leave the house and risk getting raped at a spin class because she can do it from home…

They are saying that it is sexist…even though spinning is for girls, everyone knows that, just ask my creepy neighbor who found spinning and has been the only dude in a bonded group of girls thanks to their daily workouts….all because he wanted to join something to improve his life that was inspiring and had ass for him to stare at.

I have seen articles about their stock price dropping, every media outlet mad about it, and I don’t even think they ad is that bad. It is basically a girl who gets gifted one of these overpriced machines for xmas and uses it daily for a year and feels great.

There is no weightloss mentioned and I know I would prefer the 90s teen movie makeover approach…

Have a 600 pound woman get gifted a Peloton by her lowlife abusive husband who got it off the back of a truck for some meth.

He calls her fat all the time to reduce her morale and self-worth, you keep her insecure enough to never leave him and figures the Peloton will be a great prop in his fat shaming, because he will have a tangible to point at to highlight that she has no excuse to be fat, she has a Peloton….

Only the plan is foiled as we cut to a timelapse where she sheds the weight and gets hotter and hotter….developing that self confidence she needed to leave that asshole for good.

Closing shot is her working as the Spin Instructor she always wanted to be, but never new she could be, but thanks to Peloton she’s a strong, confident, independent woman….

EMPOWERING…

But fat people don’t like seeing other fat people get fit…they’d all freak out about it because YOU can’t make the internet people happy, there are hate groups disguised as progressive and inclusive groups to bitch about every corporate decision in marketing…

ANYWAY…I don’t care about fitness equipment, but I do hate fat chicks, therefore I tend to side with the fitness equipment, as we are on the same fight against fat chicks…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Original Song by an Inmate Who I Assume will be Signed by Kanye and Working his Cult Circuit for Tax Evasion….

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Pilot Swearing…

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Wakes Up from Coma and Believes She’s Still a teen

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Idiot Climber Swing….

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Big Titty Champagne Shower in the Club

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Kate Beckinsale Old Lady Bikini Pics

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FAKE NEWS – ANISTON is 2019 People of the Year

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MONSTER ASIAN TITS – Maybe She’s Not Asian…

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Throwback Thursday – Tree FUCKER

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Willie Off the Weed

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NERD GIFTS

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day December 5th, 2019