This the fucking season to not fuck, but to get fucked spending all your money on gifts for ungrateful people you hate…..
So like every Christmas, it is the first day of our STEPFATHER’s VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE….
I can’t think of a better way to start of my most favorite posts of the year, during my most favorite time of year than with our longtime partner GEEKEY ….
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PRODUCT…
Geekey is the ultimate multi-tool that fits on your keychain, it offers you all kind of tools from bottle opening for your drinking and driving needs, to screwdrivers, wrench, wire stripper and MOST IMPORTANTLY a pipe to smoke your weed out of when you don’t have time to roll a joint…IS THAT EVEN REAL…I know.
LOOK AT THE FEATURES….
Point being, it is a great gift for all your friends and family, throw it in the stocking as a stocking stuffer, I don’t care what you do with it, just buy yours now or buy 5 or buy 20 of them….you or your friends you are gifting won’t be mad about it.
Here are 10 girls smoking to CELEBRATE the best MULTI TOOL….it fits on your key chain and you can smoke out of it….genius…definitely… GET YOURS NOW
Cuz girls smoking is hot….and nothing says Christmas like girls smoking…right?