Since it is Friday and we can assume any of you assholes with families or kids are going to be Christmas traditions, so here’s a shout out to all the drunken pervert mall Santas who are getting yelled at by progressive parents who get mad at him for assuming their kid’s gender and pronouns….
Tis the fucking season for annoying parents to be annoying in holiday themed settings….only to document it like they are some kind of magazine for their own social media feed…with captions and commentary from their heart giving all the other people out there some life advice no one asked for…based on their personal experiences no one cares about…all filtered, posed, and staged…..and no, I won’t join your group or seminar at the local hipster coffee shop on influencer marketing, you have 1000 fans….however I will jerk off to your vacation pics.
Tis the season to ignore the news of Naval Base shootings, but instead to look at tits.
Here are some morning links..
Leo DiCaprio Parties Til 6 AM with Kendall Jenner
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Saving a Suicide
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The Girl who Thinks TWO COCKS is TWO COOKS
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Jamie Foxx Beefing Oliver Stone
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Huge Tits Power Lifting for Crossfit
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Hot Mom Mad at the CART NARC
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Police Chase – THROWBACK
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Scar Jo Black Widow TRailer
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Plow Ruins Day
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Slutty Ambrosio
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